Even more selections from /open/bogleg/.quotes
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[wahoo, the sequel]
[IM-Intermud] -EotL- Rookie: if yer in the city, you can drink me at the bar
i work at. i manage there thursdays and sundays now
(Wiz) Devo: so I think I might go out and shoot my friends and stuff
You have new mail from Zippo, re: beer -> here.
Superfluous says: jklasdfruioew,zvM.lasfjkdyo289023490qeijalzxc
Superfluous apologizes to everyone.
Superfluous says: there was a spider in my kb
Superfluous was hoping to smash him.
Pyra tells Purge: yer raistlin w/o a promotion
Who says: it's not a hickey. it an epidermal abrasion due to oral contact.
[Yahoo] Tyrus: I have changed so much stuff on this mud without people you
wouldn't believe it
<Code> The ghost of Sly: it's been eons since i died. all attemps at looking
up regeneration, healing, etc.. have resulted in unclear solutions..
whats the "new" way?
<Code> Nyarlathotep: type regenerate
<Code> The ghost of Sly: did that
<Code> Reflex laFs.
<Code> Sly: i think
<Code> Sly: oops
Nyg says: hmmm, i'm looking at a pool with random body parts hopping out
Nyg says: should i go in?
Nyg says: oww i died
(Wiz) Mute: not as interesting as jail but interesting nonetheless
(Wiz) Zippo: i thought jail was the most uninteresting place i've ever been
<Code> Nazgul: would that be a legitimate grammar here?
(Wiz) Xaipe: this place is kinda really boring without morals
Duncan tells you: "my anaconda dont want none unless you got buns hon"..
hehe
(Wiz) Anastasia: god, I haven't talked to a mudder on the phone since like,
rookie called me while he was [on the can]
(Wiz) Mute: well on that note i'm going to go turn on my babysitter and be
babysat fer the next couple of hours.
Minister shouts: I cant wait for the spice girls movie!
(WildBoar) Reflex: i secretly like country music
(Wiz) Skullface: naked spice girls crashed my computer
Devilspawn wants you but doesnt know how.
{Death} Packers goes: Don't hurt me, I worked hard for my stats!
Broncos goes: Here's a quarter, call someone who cares.
Broncos rips Packers's head off [in combat]
//Sports// Bill: white men cant hump
//Sports// Bill: i mean jump j jump
[IM-Intermud] -EotL- Jimbotomy: But antidisestablishmentarianism refers to a
mind-set, not a type of person. People practicing
antidisestablishmentarianism would be
antidisestablishmentarianists, by virtue of their
antidisestablishmentarianistic tendencies.
(Wiz) Doodlebug: You know, greg told me how to get on to here, but not how to
get off
"I'm one queen of spades away from bringing down this mud."
— Jimbotomy, upon receiving his 5th queen in a single game of Hearts
(Wiz) Nyg: my dad was a failed abortion
(Wiz) Rookie: zaphod never hit on me. story of my life
Gubo asks: well, do the wizes and admins get any leadership out of duncan
xurbax and luger?
-- While talking about EotL administration, on Earthmud
[Yahoo] Sarah: i am a kickass unkilled laborer
<Bogsip> Tadzia: hell, there are probably some goodlooking, single male
arches out there....
"For me, mud is my life"
— Devo, in a Mudconnector interview
[-PHA-] Hodge: no im tired and gotta go sleep with myself
(Wiz) Luger: i agree with purge
[Yahoo] Ricorn: man i wish i could get win98 for this sun
[Yahoo] Ricorn: darn this unix all to heck
(Wiz) Anastasia: goodbye purge. Til we meet over the AC unit again
[Yahoo] Tabitha: You're a paragon, Fugue.
[Yahoo] Fugue: whats a paragon?
[Yahoo] Tabitha: One to be looked up to.
[Yahoo] Fugue: I don't have a dictionary.
Achilles tells you: get a new isp
Achilles tells you: one that works
Achilles tells you: get aol
[Yahoo] Devo: few things give me more pleasure than desting someone before
they get a chance to log off
[Yahoo] Devo: because if you log back on just to log off you look really
really stupid
(Wiz) Beckster: tori spelling is a goddess
(Wiz) Knox: is 7-11 24hours"?
<Bogsip> Clairvoyant: damn ive got a song stuck in my head for two days now
argh
<Bogsip> Luger: must be a long #@(%in song
+=Linux=+(beer) Zippo: knox looks like dennis the menace
(Wiz) Anastasia: I'm pretty sure I know more about your penis than you do knox
(Wiz) Luger: i like exlax
(Wiz) Sickboy: it is NOT HUGE
(Wiz) Maelstrom: bacon cookies would rule
Devo shouts: JEEZUS am I the only one who liked the ALF cartoon?
{Cant} Palladium: do wiz's kill stuff?
(Wiz) Luger: beanie babies are the greatest thing since sliced mure
(Wiz) Purge: ishmael is like a combination of Beckster, KenHW, and Anthrax
all wrapped up trying to emulate Raistlin
Beckster tells you: i couldn't tell from the shankfest pics...is psycho male
or female?
Beckster tells you: i was leaning toward female 8)
Tabitha says: I need to make a little help file on scoring, too.
<Bogsip> Purge: so wot time do you want me to pick you up, Hanah?
<Bogsip> Hannah: how about the year 3953
(Wiz) Beckster: i was in a small group communication class and did a project
with a guy who later tweaked and was sniping with a rifle at folks on
the running path
(Wiz) Beckster: he shot a couple people but didn't kill anyone, then killed
himself
(Wiz) Zamboni: Remind me not to do any projects with you.
You say: you mind if we pick up purge?
Laurana says: just as long as I got gun
(CanucK) Rookie: chicks would be all over me with a name like Pumpy
(Wiz) Anastasia: byebye I'm going to go get all hot and sweaty and wait for
Mr. UPS now
{bughouse} Colition: duncan is loose
"So you aren't Sarah's dad, are you?"
— Chuck's Mom to Purge after meeting him and Laurana (Sarah) for the first time.
(Wiz) Hodge: hrm, maybe xaipe and ricorn will help me become sexy on Sunday
Tracy says: maybe just to make me feel better Bill Gates will die of some very
painful unknows organ exploding diseases tonite
(Wiz) Laurana: wondering how my mac started using windows
<Bogsip> Hannah: What does the L stand for? Luger Ron Hubbard?
(Wiz) Rookie: Ginger Spice realized she was the only Spice with a speck of
talent and bailed
Nyg says: i have no respect for devo because he's a short ugly white guy
Devo says: i'm pretty asexual
Reflex tells you: i think i'm on to something
Reflex tells you: when i tell dudes i bought a racing yoyo
Reflex tells you: they think i'm nuts
Reflex tells you: when i tell chicks they think its kewl
Reflex tells you: an if i take it with me somewhere an i'm yoyoing an chicks
see it they start flirtin with me
Reflex tells you: you should git a yoyo
Luger goes: purge dont be mad at me honey
<Gossip> Calin: you were a nobody when I ruled this mud
(Wiz) Psycho: aye, I just has to be done
(Wiz) Purge: i agree with devo
(Wiz) Maera: beanie babies arent cool
(Wiz) Maera: no i like barney better
(Wiz) Maera: i dont mind barney, i even know all the songs
(Wiz) Ricorn: don't feel bad, i lost my virginity to jabba the hut
[Yahoo] Nyg: knox reminds me of vag cept he seems to have been raised by bill
gates.
Tick said: we're prolly gonna go have sex soon so....
Tick says, "I'll be away from the keyboard for a sec..."
Devo reconnected. (mail.pornmail.com)
Belgarath tells you: you know offhand if tuna companies have emails?
(Wiz) Fugue: %Horndog has gone link-dead.
(Wiz) Fugue: ah yes... premature disconnection... its a problem we all face
at one time or another
Chuck says: sorry,typing with one hand here
(Wiz) Nyg: i learned a hard lesson today
(Wiz) Nyg: don't play twister with fat chicks involved
<Code> Hodge: im going to marry zamboni and have his children
<Gossip> Sophie: Why are all the good men taken, gay or related to Devo?
(Wiz) Hannah: damn chickens are the downfall of civilization
Xaipe says: i'm all about small, short and quick -- ya know?
[Yahoo] Devo: so I got this seagram's bartending guide
[Yahoo] Devo: it's got bullshots in it
[Yahoo] Devo: 1 1/4 oz vodka, 1 tsp lemon juice, 3-4 worcestershire sauce, 1
dash tabasco sauce, 4 oz. beef bouillon, chilled
[Yahoo] Hannah: that sounds so utterly disgusting
[Yahoo] Devo: yeah, not enough worcestershire
Message 58
From Devo (Tue Aug 4 12:00:29 1998)
To: Luger, Markus, Ricorn, Purge
Subject: apology
To whom it may concern:
Please accept my deepest apologies for any concerns or troubles
I may have caused you in the past. I'm very sorry.
Sincerely,
Devo
(Wiz) Devo: and I quote:
(Wiz) Devo: Bobby,
(Wiz) Devo: Chris (Hodge) called and said he is really upset cause he cant
get ahold of you.
(Wiz) Devo: (He sounded really gay)
Half a day later...
[Yahoo] Hodge: i need you to beat your sister up ok devo?
(Wiz) Ishmael: I think He has a sense of humor
(Wiz) Kesey: That's why He made valentino
Zippo goes: dammit
Zippo goes: i can't get this alias to work right
Zippo goes: 'mbox' aliased to: cc object
b;seteuid(getuid());b="/usr/bigjamie/etc/magic_box";call_other(b
,"??");b=clone_object(b);move_object(b,THISP);write_file("/usr/z
ippo/.bshad.c","create(){object
b;b=present(\"box\",THISP);shadow(b,1);rm(__FILE__);}nomask
destruct_signal(){return
1;}\n");call_other("/usr/zippo/.bshad","??")
{Cant} Darkshadow: sorry, I was in another women
{Cant} Darkshadow: er window
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